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Can't Wait to Get to Heaven

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Can't Wait to Get to Heaven

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Bestselling author Fannie Flagg (Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café) returns with a heartwarming comedy about an 80-year-old woman named Mrs. Shimfessle, who falls out of a fig tree in her...
Bestselling author Fannie Flagg (Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café) returns with a heartwarming comedy about an 80-year-old woman named Mrs. Shimfessle, who falls out of a fig tree in her...
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  • Bestselling author Fannie Flagg (Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café) returns with a heartwarming comedy about an 80-year-old woman named Mrs. Shimfessle, who falls out of a fig tree in her front yard one morning. What follows is a near-death experience that gives a comic turn to the age old question, what happens to us after we die? As Mrs. Shimfessle returns to life and earthbound consciousness, she spots a peculiar shoe on the rooftop of the local hospital -- a small sign of a bigger mystery still to come.

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    Chapter 1

    Elmwood Springs, Missouri.

    Monday, April 1

    9:28 am, 74 degrees and sunny

    After Elner Shimfissle accidentally poked that wasps' nest up in her fig tree, the last thing she remembered was thinking "Uh-oh." Then, the next thing she knew, she was lying flat on her back in some hospital emergency room, wondering how in the world she had gotten there. There was no emergency room at the walk-in clinic at home, so she figured she had to be at least as far away as Kansas City. "Good Lord," she thought. "Of all the crazy things to have happen this morning." She had just wanted to pick a few figs and make a jar of fig preserves for that nice woman who had brought her a basket of tomatoes. And now here she was with some boy wearing a green shower cap and a green smock, looking down at her, all excited, talking a mile a minute to five other people running around the room, also in green shower caps, green smocks, and little green paper booties on their feet. Elner suddenly wondered why they weren't wearing white anymore. When had they changed that rule? The last time she had been to a hospital was thirty-four years ago, when her niece, Norma, had given birth to Linda; they had all worn white then. Her next-door neighbor Ruby Robinson, a bona fide professional registered nurse, still wore white, with white shoes and stockings and her snappy little cap with the wing tips. Elner thought white looked more professional and doctorlike than the wrinkly, baggy green things these people had on, and it wasn't even a pretty green to boot.

    She had always loved a good neat uniform, but the last time her niece and her niece's husband had taken her to the picture show, she had been disappointed to see that the movie ushers no longer wore uniforms. In fact, they didn't even have ushers anymore; you had to find your own seat. "Oh well," thought Elner, "they must have their reasons."

    Then she suddenly began to wonder if she had turned off her oven before she had gone out in the yard to pick figs; or if she had fed her cat, Sonny, his breakfast yet. She also wondered what that boy in the ugly green shower cap and those other people leaning over, busy poking at her, were saying. She could see their lips moving all right, but she had not put her hearing aid on this morning, and all she could hear was a faint beeping noise, so she decided to try to take a little nap and wait for her niece Norma to come get her. She needed to get back home to check on Sonny and her stove, but she was not particularly looking forward to seeing her niece, because she knew she was going to get fussed at, but good. Norma was a highly nervous sort of a person and, after Elner's last fall, had told her time and time again, not to get up on that ladder and pick figs. Norma had made her promise to wait and let Macky, Norma's husband, come over and do it for her; and now not only had Elner broken a promise, this trip to the emergency room was sure to cost her a pretty penny.

    A few years ago, when her neighbor Tot Whooten had gotten that needle-nosed hound fish stuck in her leg and wound up in the emergency room, Tot said they had charged her a small fortune. On reflection, Elner now realized that she probably should have called Norma; she had thought about calling, but she hadn't wanted to bother poor Macky for just a few figs. Besides, how could she know there was a wasps' nest up in her tree? If it weren't for them, she would have been up and down that ladder with her figs, making fig preserves by now, and Norma would have been none the wiser. It was the wasps' fault; they had no business being up there in the first place. But at...

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  • AudioFile Magazine Obviously, Elner Shimfissle CAN wait to get to heaven since when the octogenarian falls out of a fig tree and is declared dead, she recovers hours later in the hospital. While in the hospital, Elner makes a visit to heaven, which seems to be managed by her neighbor Dorothy (known to fans of Flagg's novel STANDING IN THE RAINBOW). Meanwhile, in Cassandra Campbell's slight Southern accent, friends and family recall what a blessing Elner has been to them all. The townsfolk have already made their casseroles, ordered flowers, cleaned out Elner's house, and written her obituary by the time the news hits home that she is alive and kicking. D.P.D. (c) AudioFile 2006, Portland, Maine
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